About Us

There's problems with alternative modelling. Photographers nowadays seem to like nothing more than taking some ok pictures, then Photoshopping the living Hell out of them, giving you wings, turning you into zombies, putting you in graveyards. Or they want you to get naked. Or both. We at Apocalypse Girls aren't like that. We like pretty girls, not just the ones covered in tattoos or perforated with piercings, but also the ones you see in clubs, at gigs, behind bars, on the number 36 with pink hair listening to Soundgarden. We like models, sure, but we like non-models too. We like real, gorgeous girls who've never thought of modelling; be it because of bitchiness, the attitude, or shagging Pete Doherty. We think Photoshop is great, but wish people would use it more sparingly. We want to showcase hot ladies, we don't have an 'angle' beyond that. We're not artists, we're not originators, and we wish people would stop pretending they are when they're not. Between God, terrorism, global warming and bird flu, the End of the World is extremely fucking nigh. We're just trying to make it a better place.


Mr Apocalypse - The Captain

A mysterious figure, Mr Apocalypse is Director of the Apocalypse Girls project. He firmly denies any claims of originality or artistry, preffering instead to enjoy his work. Mr Apocalypse can be found hiding under a black fedora, sipping Bourbon & Coke and listening to the sound of crashing guitars.
Team Apocalypse

Miss Monkey - The Webmistress

Perched on Mr A's shoulder is a small, hyperactive, purple creature known as Monkey. Joint owner, web designer, and 'brains of the operation', Monkey plans to take over the World. Well, the bits with pretty ladies in it anyway. The Monkey lives entirely on cheese products and very rare steak.
Vampiric Monkey